Devious Journal Entry

My aunt forwarded me a list of lexophiles...lol...and I was inspired to write my own....




The parents of the baby corn were glad that he mixed well with all the other baby vegetables in the nursery. In fact, he was rather sweet.

The orange could do anything because it was a well rounded fruit.

The bathtub wanted to be an artist so he practiced drawing the curtain next to him.

The skeleton walked out of the closet because he didn't want to have anymore problems.

The watch died, because it was its time.

The puppet wanted to get a job in the movie industry, but he failed because he couldn't get someone to pull some strings for him.

The octopus detective interrogated the guppy twice because he looked fishy.

The biscuit broke up with his girlfriend and crumbled into pieces at a bar.

The circle drew a line because he thought what his friend said was unfair.

All the other shapes were invited to the party except the square because he was boring.

The chicken got insulted when the customer wanted to try its breasts and thighs. 

The mountain felt accomplished because it was the peak of his life. 

The underwear didn't want to digress so he kept the conversation brief.

The sun got arrested for getting high.

Since the cow was such an agreeable one, the farmer milked it for all it was worth. 

The goat wanted to insult his fat friend so he called her a cow.

The box of flour is rather independent. It's self raising.